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If you missed the electrical storm we had last night you missed a good one!I totaly forgot to blog about it yesterday. I guess the old joke is true. Only in the midwest will people sit outside and watch the weather. I forgot what comedeian siad that. But it was most unrulely relevent.

Now speeking of thing most unruley relevent. I was talking to Lissan. I try and always call her after work. The zen of the T.V. show Newlywed's made its self clear:

Jay: So you want me to make Italian food.
Lissan: Yes honey I love your cooking.
J: Ok do you want me to make a cream sauce type pasta?
L: Yes, make spaghetti
J: OK I was going to make a cream sauce but I can do spaghetti.
L:Well make a cream sauce then.
J: You dont put cream sauce on spaghetti!
L:Well I just want you to make a type of pasta with a white one.
J: *pauses
L:What?
J: Babe what color of sauce is on spaghetti?
L: Red why?
J: And you want a white one?
L: Yes.
J: Well then what color is cream?
L: its like an off white color.
J: do you not see where this is going?
L: OHHHHH!!!!!

The reason I put this up is because at that moment I felt like I was in the eppasode where Nick and Jessica share a can of tuna. Jessica looks at the can and says: "Is this chicken or fish?" Nick asks what do you mean? Jessica replys with "well it says Tuna Fish on the side of the can, but it also says Chicken of the Sea. So is it chicken or fish?" Lissan if your reading this, from now on your delta tao ki name is Jessica! I love my girlfriend even if she is the asian verson of Kelly Bundy.

I got an e-mail from X-Box. So I called them today and spoke to "Chad" who was either gay or.... well really gay! Turned out my credit card was about to expire on my account. So I changed it. I also got a new power courd. Should be shipped to my apartment in 5-10 business days. Most people complain about help lines but I can't I give them a 10. Good job Micro Soft.

the picture on the left is of a MOAB or Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb (MOAB). The US Air Force has developed this 21,000-lb. [9,500 kilogram], satellite-guided bomb. They are used as a successor to the the 15,000-lb. "Daisy Cutters". It's basicly the largest bomb we have with out going nuculer on enemy. Tonight on FX was the premear of "Over Their". Its a searies about the Iraq war. I'm kind of upset that they didnt start the searies with the "Shock and Awe" campaign. That was probably the coolest thing I ever saw. They droped thousands of "Daisey Cutters" on Iraq during this operation. Yet they started the searies with the troops already on the ground. I say they should have used this instead of the "Daisey Cutters".

Something to ponder untill the next blog: Could General Tao's Chicken beat the crap out of Colonel Harland Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken? If not would General Tao's Chicken out rank his?

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